When it comes to detecting indulgent, fatty foods, Fat Kid Fridays has honed superhuman abilities. We can see a chocolate cake through concrete walls, and detect fried chicken from miles away. Whether we use these powers for good or evil is subjective: you'll either praise us for unleashing upon you a breakfast sandwich made of cinnamon rolls, or you'll curse us all the way to the gym. This week, we've got that, and tater tots loaded with pork belly. So yeah, maybe we are evil. But evil tastes way better than good does.