2. Breakfast Cereal Cookies
Approximate calorie count: 3,500 (for 12)
In the late '70s/early '80s, Cookie Crisp's slogan was "You can’t have cookies for breakfast, but you can have Cookie Crisp!" Well, suck it, Cookie Crisp mascot Jarvis the Wizard! Because we found a way for you to have both. Sugary cookie dough with white chocolate chips is rolled in the cereal of your choice to make up these multi-meal suckers. While we went for picks like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, and Cocoa Puffs, the call is ultimately yours. But might we suggest actually using Cooke Crisp for the most meta cooking-eating experience possible? We might.
Put on your apron and get baking, brah...