2. Eggs Benedict
Jeffrey's Grocery (New York, NY)
Approximate calorie count: 1,208
Some time during your weekend of brunching -- probably at that confusing point after your second Bloody Mary and before your first mimosa -- you'll get overwhelmed with the brunch menu and fall to old faithful: the startlingly fattening eggs Benedict that definitely has enough calories to stand up to your boozy brunch. Thankfully, if you're at JG, you'll be even better prepared for the next round of drinks, since your order includes pork belly rillettes -- which are just cubes of pork belly slow cooked in their own fat, shredded, and then left to congeal with said fat.
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