1. Ramen Pizza
Approximate calorie count: 1,643
In college, my friends and I had a go-to punch recipe (dubbed Bump Juice for inexplicable reasons), and every Bump Juice night ended with me very seriously considering the pros and cons of every type of food I could eat in that moment, which, in my head, were strictly limited to jalapeño poppers, pizza delivery, and ramen. And my roommate Katherine would laugh at me, clearly not grasping the seriousness of the situation. This is all to say that, if I had this in college, maybe Katherine wouldn't have moved to San Francisco and we'd still be roommates eating pepperoni pizzas made with grease-laden, caramelized ramen crusts.
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