Don't look now, but Andy, your food snob co-worker who always "throws together" elaborate lunches to casually Instagram, is judging your turkey and cheese sandwich. Actually, he tends to judge anything that doesn't include the words "truffle", "reduction", or "organic", so why not roll into the office with something that'll cause him to drop his artisanal salt shaker in shock? Something like a bucket of pizza. Or a burger with Hot Pocket buns. This week's lineup of hyper-caloric foods is enough to tempt even the most staunch food snob, and steal all his Instagram followers in the process.