1. Beer-Battered Bacon Onion Rings
Approximate calorie count: 6,155
Beer, bacon, and onion rings are all on par when it comes to deliciousness. But what happens when you combine all three? We were a little scared to find out, but we did, because beer, bacon, and onion rings. These things are dipped in a rich stout batter, wrapped up all nice in bacon, battered again, and fried until golden. We suggest dipping them in warm queso, but really, queso is never just a suggestion. So yeah, we apologize in advance for ruining all other onion rings for you.
Better get cookin', these rings aren't gonna bacon-wrap themselves...
Rachel Freeman is a Food/Drink editorial assistant at Thrillist, and has had torrid love affairs with many an onion ring. Follow her to true love: @rachelifreeman.