1. The Triple Coronary Bypass
Vortex Bar & Grill (address and info)
Approximate calorie count: 4,172
The most ridiculous beefy, cheesy, greasy thing to emerge from Georgia since Hulk Hogan, this is less a burger than a work of modern art. It's made up of three burger patties, three fried eggs, 14 slices of American cheese, and 10 pieces of bacon, all stuffed between two grilled cheeses, then served atop a warm bed of fries & tater tots blanketed in gooey cheese sauce. Eating one's harder than re-watching Suburban Commando... and way more fun.
Atlanta's got a bunch of burgers worth eating, and we even ranked them for you...
Rachel Freeman is a Food/Drink editorial assistant at Thrillist, and is about to start planning a trip to Atlanta solely to visit The Vortex. Follow her to fat-food goals: @rachelifreeman.