1. Buffalo Chicken Meatballs
Approximate calorie count: 2,686 (for 35)
Bones in hot wings are a nuisance that really just get in the way and take up valuable chicken space. Plus, you look like you just got done finger-painting when you're done eating. So we got rid of them by making buffalo chicken meatballs. These slow-cooked suckers are loaded with Frank's and are just as spicy as your average wing, but way more (way too?) poppable. Note: you may think these are for game-day sharing, because the recipe makes 35, but don't be fooled. These babies are ALL for you... but maybe save us a few? Please?
We've got the step-by-step right here, so you can cook these up right away...
Rachel Freeman is a Food/Drink editorial assistant at Thrillist, and feels very overwhelmed right now. Follow her to all the fat feels: @rachelifreeman.