4. Back-to-School Burger
BLT Burger (address and info)
Approximate calorie count: 1,228
If going back to school means getting this burger in my stomach, then by God, I've suddenly realized I actually LOVE math and need a degree in it. Okay, fine, not even a burger this fat could make me study math, but it certainly does make me hungry, since this 7oz beef patty is loaded up with chili, American cheese, nacho cheese sauce, and Frito-Lay chips. That life-or-death choice between a burger and some 'chos is no more, though we hope you've never made that choice to begin with, and just opted for both.
There are waaaaay too many delicious new burgers in Vegas...