1. Bacon Bomb
Kaiser Tiger (Chicago, IL)
Approximate calorie count: 5,140.6
The gut-busting Bacon Bomb is essentially your mom's meatloaf... if your mom were a carnivorous lumberjack sent from a porcine future. While the 5lb log of meat is meant to serve six, we can't help but imagine inhaling the deliciously seasoned 4lbs of pork and beef held together by 16 bacon slices alone, in one sitting. Then crying extremely salty shame tears. Luckily, if you want to be healthy -- and aren't aware of what "healthy" means -- you can get it as a sandwich with pepperjack cheese and BBQ sauce.
This beer hall has 24 drafts and flights of sausage...
Liz Childers is a food/drink editorial assistant at Thrillist, and is looking to sublet her NYC apartment so she can move closer to the Pulled Pork Waffle Sandwich. Find her Craigslist ads at @lizchilders1.