1. Double Bacon-Wrapped Burger
Approximate calorie count: 1,617
If you've ever thought, "Oh, this burger would be better with a larger patty", tell your past-self that it should be ashamed for dreaming so small. Because the real question is, "Why not make a large patty into two small ones and wrap each of them in a nice, warm bacon Snuggie?"
You know you want to see this made step-by-step...
Liz Childers is a food/drink editorial assistant at Thrillist. She prefers her vegetables with bacon fat, her chicken fried, and her ramen with a bowl of extra chili paste. Follow her @lizchilders1.