1. LBOE Burger
LBOE (address and info)
Approximate calorie count: 1,322
Anyone looking for a classic burger, avert your eyes, because this baby's packin' meat. More specifically, it's packing an 8oz patty complemented by Havarti, garlic cream cheese, bacon, green chiles, and corn chips, all between a ciabatta bun. Hell, if this is what the "Last Burger on Earth" looks like, sign us up for the mass extinction of all others immediately. Survival of the fattest, amirite?
If you're in Mempis, you best check out the lineup of beastly burgers they've got...
Rachel Freeman is a Food/Drink editorial assistant at Thrillist, and thinks there are certain people who should probably go extinct before burgers do. Follow her to misanthropic fun: @rachelifreeman.