100% Bacon Burger
Slater's 50/50, San Diego
Approximate Calorie Count: 1,810 for the full 1lb patty. Yeah. Clear your calendar.
If you're reading this list, you definitely don't have enough bacon in your diet, because no amount of bacon is enough for anybody ever. So: 100% ground bacon patty (you can choose the number of patties to make yours a 1/3, 2/3, or full 1lb burger, so... make the right choice...), topped with BACON cheddar cheese, topped with four pieces of extra-thick bacon, topped with a fried egg (the only ingredient that doesn't include bacon. But, ya know, bacon and eggs are boys), topped with Bacon Island dressing, gently laid down inside of a bacon pretzel bun (baked with bacon fat instead of butter, plus with actual bacon pieces inside), then impaled with a steak knife. Bacon. [Applause.]
Go on, watch it being made...