1. All American Burger
Epic Meal Time
Approximate calorie count: All of the calories
The only thing that could top Slater's 'Merica Burger is one created in an unholy collaboration between Thrillist and Epic Meal Time. With 10lbs of ribs, 20lbs of ground pork, 30lbs of ground buffalo, 100 hot dogs, 40 apples, 7 raw pizza doughs, 4 beers, 10lbs of flour, 120 cheese slices, 45 pieces of bacon, 10lbs of steak fries, one bag of chips, and one 18in deep-dish pizza, this meal could've fed everyone at the first Thanksgiving, and there'd still be some leftover to make Jefferson, Franklin, and the rest of those dudes too sleepy to sign the Declaration of Independence.
Watch Epic Meal Time throw this thing together...
Liz Childers is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's food & drink team. She's pretty sure Ben Franklin would be really into the 'Merica Burger. Follow her at @lizchilders1.