Big Chef Tom's Belly Burgers (address and info)
San Francisco, CA
Approximate calorie count: 1,238
At any other burger joint, the "classic" order would, predictably, be a thin diner patty with melted American cheese, a dab of ketchup, a tomato slice, a bit of lettuce, and maybe a pickle. But if this classic can replace all of the old ones, it'd be a gift to America, since it's got a pork belly patty covered in equal amounts of chili pepper aioli and tomatillo relish, plus a smattering of Cotija cheese.
This place only has pork belly burgers...