Like that delightful Katy Perry, Fat Kid Friday is a lion, and you're gonna hear us roar. Or burp. We eat ravenously, and no prey can stand in our path to mealtime domination. Our prey just happens to be Nutella-glazed, banana cream-filled donuts and mile-high cheese fries topped with chicken-fried bacon. Yes, we might eventually fall victim to our prey. But at least we didn't hook up with Russell Brand.