1. Asian BBQ Pork Belly Burger
Slater's 50/50, San Diego
Approximate calorie count: 1,687
At first, we were very confused about why Slater's 50/50 would neglect their half-bacon, half-beef burger in March's special. But then we realized this is a 1/2lb of pork belly, so it's basically just an entire bacon patty, and we immediately booked our flights to California to wallow in all the chop suey, fried wonton, sunny side-up egg-covered burgers we could get our chubby hands on.
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Liz Childers is a food/drink editorial assistant at Thrillist and plans to spend the weekend mastering the bacon taco. Follow her gluttonous progress @lizchilders1.