Yesterday, Oscar nominations were announced, and, despite the fact that the song was nominated, Everything Is NOT Awesome, because The Lego Movie was snubbed. To deal with this vicious assault on our feelings, we obviously turned to food. But not just any food. We found solace in thick, custardy French toast oozing with Nutella and a Texas toast sandwich with pork belly & peanut butter. Oh, and a cheesesteak with a 1/2lb of meat, because, as Morgan Freeman said, "the only thing a human needs to be fat is to believe that you can be."