1. Heart Attack Poutine
Poutineville (address and info)
Approximate calorie count: 15,300
Is there any point in eating an order of poutine if it isn't a GIANT bowl filled with 15lbs of the stuff?! Well, yes, because it's still French fries, gravy, and cheese curds. But still, this platter ups the ante on traditional poutine with chunks of sausage that help make up this hefty, glorious mass.
We'd move to Montreal for their poutine options...
Liz Childers is an editorial assistant for Thrillist food and drink, and would marry a 15lb bowl of poutine if that were legal. Is it? Anyone? Follow her: @lizchilders1.