1. The Triple Threat Burger
Grady V's American Bistro (address and info)
Approximate calorie count: 3,463
Whoever coined the term "go big or go home" was definitely talking about this thing, probably. Comprised of THREE 1/2lb patties, bacon, cheddar, roasted jalapeños, caramelized onions & irrelevant other vegetables, and served with an ENTIRE POUND of fries, this leaning tower of burgers' name rings true, as it's a threat to your heart, arteries, and every other burger's pride.
You didn't think this was Louisiana's only beastly burger, did you...
Rachel Freeman is a Food/Drink editorial assistant at Thrillist, and is far too self-aware to make any kind of resolution involving less food. Follow her to MORE food: @rachelifreeman.