Unlike Pringles, each of the condoms would be individually wrapped to ensure freshness -- because the image of a pile of condoms all stuck together is not conducive to sexy-time. Also unlike pringles, with these condoms, once you pop, you can stop. And you'll probably have to.
Even better, the individual containers would ensure each condom's right-side up when you open it, eliminating the embarrassment of wasting a perfectly good rubber by soiling the tip.
Still, while the ease of discovering your proper condom size by touch alone is an alluring prospect, would anyone feel comfortable walking up to the cash register with the smallest-sized tube? At least with current condom packaging, they're all essentially the same. With the Love Guide, you're telling the cashier "here's my dong, please scan it for me." Great way to make fast friends with your cashier, but only if you're Mr. Zucchini.
(h/t Fast Company)
Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he’s not gonna tell you what veggie he is. Follow his myserious/phallic tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org