Food & Drink

The 11 best food confessions on the Secret app

Dan Gentile

Social media can't be all baby photos, sandwich pics, women's feet on beaches, and #uselesshashtags.

Aiming to serve as an online confessional/gutter, the new app Secret lets users anonymously share whatever is weighing on their conscious. And while much of the feed is littered with emo catharsis, infidelity disclosure, or personal grooming accidents, there are a ton of Secreters sharing food/drink-based neuroses. Here are 11 of the very best/worst.

donuts
Secret

Sorry, we've made it even harder.

california roll
Secret

Accept no imitation... crab.

backpack
Secret

Backpack? More like snackpack! (Sorry.)

taco bell
Secret

Walk shamefully for the border.

salad
Secret

Burgers: the original anti-depressant.

veganism
Secret

The first two are cults, so the answer is Veganism.

Cheezits
Secret

684 people who have an aversion to washing their hands liked this post.

healthy food
Secret

If you want to stop eating trash, you should try eating this person's trash.

chocolate
Secret

At least Hershey's will give you kisses.

pizzas
Secret

They were probably pretty excited about that first pizza.

rap label names
Secret

The names were likely misspelled.

Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's food and drink team. He considered sharing a secret for this story, but already aired all of his shameful eating habits here. Follow him to full disclosure at @Dannosphere.