Picture this: you're at a crowded bar with a friend. She asks you what you want, and you tell her, "Whatever you're having." Then, your friend proceeds to scream, "Two Stella Ar-Toys, please!!" at the bartender. Don't see what's wrong with this totally real scenario that happened to me just two weeks ago? You're part of the problem.
But with this pronunciation guide to your favorite vowel-filled food brands (the spiritual sequel to our 15 most commonly mispronounced foods story), you'll be well on your way to a more informed, less embarrassing adult existence. You hear that, Emily??