The Orange Show (Houston,TX)
Part Pee-Wee's breakfast machine, part carnival, part Winchester Mystery House, and all bizarre, the Orange Show is the labor of love of one Houstonite who spent 24 isolated years building this monument to his favorite fruit and "his belief that longevity results from hard work and good nutrition". A maze of walkways, statues, and exhibits, the place draws everybody from art-car fanatics to perplexed tourists looking for the perfect glass of orange juice... only to never return. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding, you totally get to leave, it's fine.