This past weekend, Netflix dropped a new season of Orange Is the New Black. And while some of you were watching for that recurring eggplant joke as you binged, we were tirelessly cataloging the many things consumed in Litchfield and beyond. It turns out this was a Herculean task, as the show is just as obsessed with food as it is with Laura Prepon's librarian glasses. But we streamlined all our culinary findings, from the pilot episode to the season two finale, in this handy list below.
Anything obviously not eaten (i.e. the infamous tampon sandwich) was left out, and we pushed all the season two stuff towards the bottom in case you're still catching up. We promise we won't tell you anything major, like Pornstache's unexpected pregnancy (oops), but if you only wanna reminisce on season one, look out for that spoiler warning.