The Offal Eater
She bases her every eating habit on her DVD boxed set of Bizarre Foods, and gets giddily excited at the appearance of tripe or beef heart on a menu. She refuses to eat hot dogs, despite their consisting of nothing but organs wrapped in intestines.
He visited Belgium and London this year (it was a layover en route to Belgium, but still!) and keeps complaining about how the "frites" in the US just don’t hold up, then refers to the same fries as “chips” two sentences later. He is extremely excited about his upcoming trip to Prague. Everybody else is dreading it.
The Trend Humper
His pantry is full of unused artisanal salt. He is still attempting to grow his own kale, but hasn’t had time to tend to it because he’s constantly standing in line outside a posh bakery waiting for the next Cronut to drop. His freezer is full of bones, but he insists it's to make broth, not because he’s Jeffrey Dahmer. He knows the best way to relax is by drinking coconut water with chia seeds in it.