You can pick up a free Happy Meal on your birthday if you sign up for McDonald's email newsletter. Oh, and also, you have to be a kid to qualify. So, maybe save this one for your kid's birthday.
Get six free chocolate-covered strawberries on your birthday when you sign up for the Melting Pot's online club. Just make sure you fondue it (sorry) before your birthday so the offer arrives in time.
After you've stuffed yourself with free food everywhere else, Mimi's will bless you with a free Mixed Berry Muffin Sundae for dessert if you're a Mimi's EClub member.
Moe's Southwestern Grill
If you download Moe's mobile app, you'll secure a free burrito on your birthday, every year of your life. Oh, and you get a free order of nachos just for joining.
If you sign up for Landry's Select Club, you'll score a free dessert and $25 reward card on your birthday. We're not sure who Landry is, but they seem awfully nice.
Noodles & Company
If you become part of the Noodles Family, you'll get a free bowl of noodles on your birthday.
Unlimited breadsticks and a free dessert as a member of the eClub? This is surely worth tolerating the promotional emails.
"Let's go Outback tonight," is what you should say if it's your birthday. Not really, but you might want to since it'll give you a free kids-sized vanilla sundae. You'll have Of Montreal stuck in your head all day, too.
The Ounce Back program at Orange Leaf gets you $3 off frozen yogurt for your birthday.