When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you French fries, hot dogs, canned chili, and tons upon tons of shredded cheese, however, you make a damn chili cheese dog pizza with a French fry crust, and cause that dude with lemonade to become incredibly jealous.
This gorgeous culinary creation is coming to us via YouTuber HellthyJunkFood, and consists of: mashed up French fries for the "dough" base, along with a crust of intact fries covered with cheddar cheese, layers of canned beanless chili and mozzarella, and some hot dogs on top for good measure. It clocks in at a reasonably impressive 220 calories per slice (and slices just like a real pizza!).
You can watch the full video chronicle of its creation right here.
Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks most foods should be made out of French fries. Read his musings at @adamlapetina.