This chili cheese dog pizza's crust is made of French fries
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you French fries, hot dogs, canned chili, and tons upon tons of shredded cheese, however, you make a damn chili cheese dog pizza with a French fry crust, and cause that dude with lemonade to become incredibly jealous.
This gorgeous culinary creation is coming to us via YouTuber HellthyJunkFood, and consists of: mashed up French fries for the "dough" base, along with a crust of intact fries covered with cheddar cheese, layers of canned beanless chili and mozzarella, and some hot dogs on top for good measure. It clocks in at a reasonably impressive 220 calories per slice (and slices just like a real pizza!).
You can watch the full video chronicle of its creation right here.