Peanut Butter Cheerios
Sure, America has Multi Grain Cheerios Peanut Butter, but Canada has straight-up peanut butter in regular Cheerios. The Canadian box has a happy squirrel on it, an animal obviously hopped up on Peanut Butter Cheerios, while the American label looks like food your doctor is making you eat because you need to get healthy. Get it together America: when Canada's products are more indulgent than ours, we should worry for our dominance of all things gluttonous.
Ruffles All Dressed potato chips
While there is no direct American analog to the All Dressed chip, the flavor is like a combination of all our greatest chip hits with garlic, salt, onion, vinegar, and BBQ all on one deliciously ruffled platter. This is the chip America wants and the chip America needs.
Fruitopia Apple & Pineapple
What's the brand Coca-Cola killed 10 years ago doing in Canada? Did it move North after graduating high school? Nope, turns out it's still available here and Australia. And it should be available in America too, because the apple/pineapple tallboy can reminds me of every juice box drink I had way back then. Each sip is a time warp.
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