People on the Internet don't agree on much of anything, but if there's one thing that brings anonymous commenters together, it's mocking. When the Yelp community teams up for this noble goal, things usually get petty, but when the Amazon peeps join forces, the results are gold. So check out these food/drink product reviews colorfully detailing their effects on the nervous system and role in broken marriages.
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon
When confronted with a simple gallon of whole milk, most people say "gross", or that Anchorman quote, and move on. Not the reviewers of Amazon, who latched onto Tuscan's 128oz jug with a wild zeal, offering everything from deleted soap opera scenes to this handy, homemade stain remover spin.