Umit has no time for sanitation
"My first job was at a pizza joint. One of the guys in the kitchen was this guy named Umit. He was hairy and sweaty and didn't shower enough -- basically, he looked like a too-warm George Constanza.
"One day, another guy was stirring the pizza sauce in a huge pot on the stove and the wooden spoon he had been using broke. Now, this place was a pretty insane environment to work in, lots of big personalities, lots of temper tantrums, and that's not even including all the normal crap all restaurant workers put up with. So naturally, Umit was in a mood, and he just said fuck it, went over to the pot, pulled the spoon out with his bare hand, then proceeded to go on stirring the sauce, that was on the stove and God knows how hot, with his BARE ARM. His hairy, sweaty, dirty ARM.