It's been 385 long, brutal days since we last witnessed HBO's glorious barrage of blood-soaked battles, dragons with mommy issues, eunuchs with trust issues, and various other #HeyIsWinterHereYet? moments of mayhem and wonder. That all changes this Sunday, when Game of Thrones finally kicks off its penultimate season.
Naturally, no viewing soiree would be complete without a feast fit for crows -- or anyone else, for that matter -- so we're benevolently bestowing upon you 51 (mostly) usable recipes for your own GoT-themed fetes. Just make sure to send the kids to bed, no matter how much they like chicken Littlefingers.