1:28:13: Legolas outs Strider as Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and Boromir's all "Oh crap, I've been throwing shade at my friggin' king this whole time?!"
1:30:00: Boromir utters the line, "One does not simply walk into Mordor" and the group to my right (which possibly includes Laugh-Tooter) starts cracking up. I'm confused until I remember the internet meme. Methinks my neighbors may be stoned, too.
1:32:20: "And my axe!" My neighbors laugh some more. I want to know which strain they pre-funked with.
1:33:30: We make it to intermission. The crowd applauds the orchestra and the chorus. My husband and I make our own daunting journey to the bathroom, our legs as heavy as the One Ring. The edible is still going strong so I decide not to re-up with another half-wedge.