Don't go thinking you're safe outside the Louisiana state limits, either. A report from MLive paints an even scarier picture. The people of Michigan are now cookie-stranded until April 13th, and apparently every council using Little Brownie will receive delayed shipments, with the length varying by individual cookie sale timelines. MLive cites a letter from the bakers blaming the fiasco on a two-day plant shutdown and late ingredient delivery, but at this point, Lucifer seems like the more likely culprit. Check in with your local supplier to see if you're affected -- but only if you can handle the truth.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is still at least one projected week away from cookies. Pray for her, and follow her at @kristin_hunt.