You might've thought the pizzeria that took up residence next to your gym was mean, but that's nothing compared to the stunt spotted by a Consumerist tipster. The reader sent in a photo of a van outside her gym decked out in Girl Scout Cookie advertising -- including, "$4 a box!," "We deliver!," and "We know you love them!" Allegedly the Girl Scout in question's Mom innocently parked it there so she could go work out, but we know a business strategy when we see one. And we prefer the one employed by this benevolent Cadette.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks the Girl Scouts should broker all our major international exports. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.