Cruelest Girl Scouts Ever Park Cookie Van Outside Gym

You might've thought the pizzeria that took up residence next to your gym was mean, but that's nothing compared to the stunt spotted by a Consumerist tipster. The reader sent in a photo of a van outside her gym decked out in Girl Scout Cookie advertising -- including, "$4 a box!," "We deliver!," and "We know you love them!" Allegedly the Girl Scout in question's Mom innocently parked it there so she could go work out, but we know a business strategy when we see one. And we prefer the one employed by this benevolent Cadette.

Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks the Girl Scouts should broker all our major international exports. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.