Donut pie. You're welcome.
Like all great love stories, this one begins with two dozen glazed donut holes. Those go into a pie crust with a generous coating of cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar, eggs, butter, and vanilla before the whole thing then goes in the oven. After half an hour, take it out and drizzle icing and sprinkles on top. Pause to admire your handiwork before eating with the combined zeal of Homer Simpson and Dale Cooper. Because that's one damn good donut pie.