Books are great for learning things and inspiring pervy wines, but there's always room for improvement. And what better way to enhance your page-turning experience than with a book made of (illustrated) sandwich fixings? Graphic designer Pawel Piotrowski's created a "bread"-bound novel full of Orwellian tomatoes, Shakespearean Swiss cheese, Kafkaesque onions, and lettuce that is straight up dripping with Wildean wit. The whole thing's magnificent, and destined to change the publishing world as we know it... as soon as some publisher decides to print it (right now it's just a one-off thing). Because really, we would've read Ulysses ten times by now if there was some salami in between chapters. Browse the tantalizing pages below!