Tiramisu French toast is the only brunch food you'll ever need

When desserts meet breakfast foods, the result is always magical. Red velvet pancakes. Cronut-miming crookies. And now, the sexiest mutant yet (with respect to Halle Berry), tiramisu French toast.

The Seussian minds at Philadelphia's Green Eggs Cafe are responsible for this beast, though the photo above belongs to Redditor dhafiz26. According to the Green Eggs menu, the monolith consists of "brioche bread layered with espresso mascarpone and house made ladyfinger cookies topped with mocha maple syrup, chantilly cream, cocoa, and chocolate covered espresso beans". That's a lot to process, but you'll have plenty of time to think about it while you're planning your pilgrimage to Philly.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has spent years trying to reunite the California Raisins to no avail. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.