Letting potatoes rot
The vegetable basket should not look like a forest of intertwined garlic tendrils and potato sprouts feeding on a compost pile of browned lemons and limes. But it definitely sometimes does.
Substituting Parmesan for cheddar
A salty aged cheese like Parmesan is not a great replacement for cheddar on a late-night bean burrito. Trust me on this one.
Using a pot to scramble eggs
Because the normal pan was already used. To cook eggs. Yesterday.
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