Today -- that's Tuesday, May 13 -- is free cone day at Häagen-Dazs from 4-8pm. Which means it's time to hit the H-D locator right now and make a map of every scoop shop in your city, since there's a limit of one cone per customer per store. That or just invest in some fake mustaches and spend the day scoring free cones in various disguises.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist and had a slightly unstable relationship with Häagen-Dazs Dazzlers in college. Follow her to portable sundaes at @kristin_hunt.