"He exclaimed, 'Oh! Iced tea!' followed by, 'Why are they on two different tables?' Since he was standing an inch from the massive table-top sign saying 'UNSWEETENED,' we just stared at him. He studied the sign for a while then reasoned it out -- 'Oh, these are unsweetened!'
"'So what are the other ones?'" -- Tammy Trainor
Ranch abuse, part 72
"In college, I worked at the dining hall on campus. I was occasionally in food prep in the back, but was usually in the dish room. In general, the dish room was actually the best place to be -- except on chicken nugget night.
"There were the standard plates, bowls, utensils, mugs, and plastic glasses, but there were no small dishes that would be just right for putting sauces in… so people would use the bowls for BBQ sauce and ranch dressing instead of putting it on their plates.