Go Camping in the Comfort of Your Own Home With S'mores Dip
For a long time, the presidential snack of choice was cigarettes.
The reality is that there are only so many jelly beans one human can eat in a lifetime.
What better than small candy-coated chocolate pieces to oil the gears of nuclear disarmament?
"Obama opened the bag of trail mix I'd bought and proceeded to pick out every M&M, holding them all in his palm like pieces of candy-coated toxic waste."