"I looked him dead in the eye and demanded to know what he had done to this poor lasagna. After much argument, he finally said he had to make some substitutions because he didn't want to go to the store.
"They were as follows:
"Pasta sauce = ketchup and honey.
"Lasagna noodles = elbow macaroni.
"The various cheeses found within a lasagna = Kraft Singles.
"As a bonus, baking it in the oven turned into 15 minutes in the microwave." -- Hal Makers
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