It looks like Subway's strategy of opening more locations across America than literally any other restaurant is paying off: people don't know what a normal sandwich is called anymore, and have started dubbing their own kitchen creations "homemade Subway." For real, this is happening. Just check out this damning Twitter evidence.
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Homemade subway.. by chef eiz.. #chickenslice pic.twitter.com/wcnQxjiSNO
— Hariz Hassim (@jawa_nation) October 26, 2014 This is an EPIDEMIC, people! Just call them hoagies, or Blimpies, or torpedoes, or wedges, or whatever other whimsical moniker people from your region use.
Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has never had a more appropriate occasion to say "SMDH." Read his musings at @adamlapetina.