If you've always wanted to take your mom to a breastaurant, but were turned off by the steep soup prices, it's your lucky day, Oedipus! Hooters is offering up free entrees this Sunday to any mother who orders a drink and brings a kid along -- because they want hard proof of your unspeakably creepy Mother's Day plans
Since Hooters also recently expanded its menu to include lady-friendly salads, we decided to speculate about what a few TV moms would order. Hopefully, they're also offering deep drink discounts for Mallory Archer/Lucille Bluth
Carol Brady Three very lovely grilled cheese sandwiches (the youngest one with curly fries), and a bunch of key lime pie for dessert.
Becky Donaldson-Katsopolis The chicken caesar salad, with extra dressing in case Jesse runs out of hair gel
Roseanne Conner One appetizer of fried pickles, followed by BBQ chicken wings. No, not the Lots-a-Tots -- shut up, Darlene!
Clair Huxtable An unsweetened iced tea and a chopped cobb salad, because it reminds her of Heathcliff's sweater patterns
Mama June A specially requested combination of the nacho burger, pulled pork sandwich, and shrimp po boy. Extra mayo. Extra everything.