Things they'll never say about customers
"We better make this dish perfect, I hear the customer's a Yelper."
"Everyone gather 'round for this bit of great news! A customer modified a dish we purposely created in a very specific way!"
"I respect any customer who orders a dish and then asks me to plate it so that none of the food touches."
Things they'll never say about servers
"I feel bad for those servers -- they must have super-tired hands from rolling all that silverware."
"Those servers work way harder than me, and are compensated fairly for their hard work!"
"Cooking for 1,200 people is a cakewalk compared to servers who have to write down the names of dishes on a notepad."