Not being able to eat pizza because you've got Celiac really blows. But plenty of dummies with all the proper means to process gluten feign allergies just to annoy their loved ones -- and a YouTube comedian is taking those people to task with his guide to becoming gluten-intolerant (when you're absolutely not). He recommends you start small by never disclosing your "condition" until after a waiter has brought your food, then begin giving expert, unsolicited medical advice. Eventually, you'll be prepared to "never let anyone's efforts be good enough," which means you've reached peak allergy-faking insufferability. Watch and learn.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and wants to know where that guy got his headband. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.
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