15. Thou shalt dress up on Halloween.
Their yearly promotion on All Hallows' Eve scores you a burrito, bowl, salad, or tacos for just $3 from 4pm until they close. It's better than free candy. Plus, you now have an excuse to dress up in that "cereal killer" costume you definitely just came up with yourself.
16. Thou shalt select all the fixin's.
Pico, hot salsa, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac, and lettuce. Every. Single. Time.
Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks people who order burrito bowls are joyless. Follow him at @LeeBreslouer, because you can't make up a name that good.