Grind it up and smoke it down
We're really not advocating this, unless a) you're extremely desperate or b) you hate yourself and everyone you’re with. It’s tastes like a tree, won’t burn clean, and is sure to cause a headache. That said, if you're in an extreme pinch, grind up your leftovers finely and let roll the dice. It'll do the trick, but we're not necessarily sure it's a trick worth doing.
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