Brew some herbal tea
Provided you’re good with dairy, infused tea takes minutes to make. On range, stir in ¼ cup decarboxylated stems/shake with one cup half and half, and let simmer for 5-7 minutes, watching closely while stirring. Then take it off range, strain it through cheesecloth (we're sure you have some of that just laying around, right?), and add to whatever tea you’ve already selected. Raw sugar, honey, and/or more tea will help dilute the plant taste. If you want to get even fancier, Leafly has a more intense but also more delicious recipe here.
Grind it up and smoke it down
We're really not advocating this, unless a) you're extremely desperate or b) you hate yourself and everyone you’re with. It’s tastes like a tree, won’t burn clean, and is sure to cause a headache. That said, if you're in an extreme pinch, grind up your leftovers finely and let roll the dice. It'll do the trick, but we're not necessarily sure it's a trick worth doing.
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