Instead, he offers, "I would recommend [focusing on your breath/meditating] as one of the ways you can calm down in queueing. I like to reflect on life or daydream. Or I'll introduce myself to someone who's an adjacent queuer and make a new friend."
He continues, "I'm not a big fan of just living in the virtual life all the time. It's nice to introduce yourself to a human who might be standing next to you."
But if you continue to stare at Thrillist on your phone for another minute, we won't complain.
Lee Breslouer is a senior writer at Thrillist and doesn't mind waiting in line and sitting in traffic. Follow him to more news you can use at: @LeeBreslouer.